WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED/My GCSE's

OH MY LORD JESUS GOD HAVE MERCY ON ME PLEASE
WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME
WHY
WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

Hi. Sorry, I'm very upset at this moment in time, as well as my iPod playing up, something else decided to break. Well I say decided it was really all my fault.
imighthavedroppedmyphoneinthebathanditdidntworkforthewholenightandthenitwasworkingbutthescreendidntandthenwheniwokeupthescreenwasokaybutsomeofthekeysonthekeyboarddidntworklikethevowelssonowicanttypeanythingexceptrhythm.

Yeah, that happened. But I don't want to dwell on the bad stuff, I still have the warrenty so I can take it back to Phones 4 U to replace it. I won't tell them I dropped it in the bath, what they don't know won't hurt them, after all.

But enough about that, I decided I want to talk about my GCSE's because there might be little Year 9's already choosing theirs and because I have writers block.

Anyway, here are all my GCSEs that I'm doing:
English
Maths
Core Science
Additional Science
German
ICT
RE
Geography
History
Psychology

Please don't pick Geography, it is one of the most boring subjects, ever. Seriously, on the field trip to the beach when we got back I literally saw my toes going from black to blue to white to pink in front of my eyes. I had about 4 pairs of socks on as well. I really wish I had done textiles instead of Geography now...
Psychology and History are so cool, I love them. I didn't have a choice with Additional Science, because I  was in second set in Year 9, I had to pick it. All the others were mandatory. Is that the word? I think so...

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See you soon!
Love, Phoebe xoxo

CAN'T FORGET THE SONGS NOW CAN I

SONG ONE

SONG TWO

SONG THREE

My sad faces are beautiful, they really are

HAY. HAY GUESS WHAT. I HAVE DIMPLES KIND OF. ONLY KIND OF. I'LL SHOW YOU ANOTHER DAY. ILY, ALL OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACES

Can I just add that in the OWOA video, the boys hug David Cameron and they're like dancing outside his house and when Americans post pictures of him and the boys, they call him "That man", and I just sit there laughing just like oh you really don't know do you, you don't know they're dancing in Downing Street and they're hugging the Prime Minister of Great Britain.

Saddest Day :'(

Hey guys, did you miss me? I missed me as well.

However, I am writing on a sad note. My iPod Touch stopped working, well the home button did anyway.

I'm not even joking, I woke up, saw that it wasn't working and cried. Just layed there and cried. The first thought that went through my head? How am I supposed to check Instagram and 9gag now? (9gag addicts like me holla)
And do you know the saddest part? I don't even have a warranty on it from Apple, because mum+dad were cheap and got it from Sainsburys (cheers, parents(y))
So now there is nothing to be done. I cant go on apps. I can't play games, nothing.

BUT I have a plan!
I've turned all the notifications on for EVERY app, so if I click on them, I can play! Downside to that is that if I play a game, I can't pull the notification bar down so I'm stuck playing a game. Fun. So I have a way to check Instagram and Twitter and Facebook again! YAYUS

Now you can start laughing at my misfortune, but not for long, its a day of mourning, I decreed it.

Oh, whats that? You want to follow me on Instagram and Twitter? Of course you can! I follow back you know..
Instagram- @xxphoeb
Twitter- @xphoeb
(Those of you with the keenest eyes will see that I've changed my Twitter and Instagram names, well done for noticing! Gold star for you!)

Love, Phoebe xoxo

Would you like to see my sad face? I know you do

I AM THE DEFINITION OF SEXY. LOOK IT UP IN A DICTIONARY AND THIS WILL BE THERE OK 

HAY, CAN'T FORGET MY FAVOURITE SONGS FOR THE MOMENT CAN I, I'M SLOWLY INVADING YOUR PLAYLISTS
SONG ONE

SONG TWO

SONG THREE

LOOK ITS A GOLD STAR JUST FOR YOU, WELL DONE

P.S I have a confession, I like Blondie's original than One Direction's (click on SONG THREE up there and you'll understand), them instrumentals are just........eargasms all around