Social Awkwardness/Weirdness is Killing My Social Life

Polos> anything else

I felt the need to post that. Polos are my new life.
Anyway, in case you haven't already noticed, I don't have a social life. Like, at all.
All what I do is go to peoples houses, and that's it.

From my experiences of not going out, I have come to this conclusion, its my being weird/awkward.

I think I'm just too.........weird. That's it. I stay at home on my phone and iPod and the computer and eating and that's it. I can't talk about normal stuff because me being the horrible person that I am, end up bitching about some poor soul (I'm sorry, I don't mean to, I blame part of it on my genetics, my mum is the biggest bitch on earth. Trust me, she bitches about me to my face.)
And that's only when I decide to talk. Usually I just don't. I can listen. I like listening, you learn stuff (WHICH SOME PEOPLE IN LESSONS DON'T UNDERSTAND) and me being me, I will end up doing something so incredibly stupid or weird, I can never go out again.
I have come to the conclusion that my Sims on my Sims Freeplay game have more of a life than I do, and they're not even real (Juliet Styles is level 4 in Ballet now, thank you for asking)
I understand this is short, don't hate m8, I don't see you bustin' ya balls for someting for you to read. Exactly.

Moral of the blog, don't be weird or you will never have a social life ever again.

I'M SORRY THIS TOOK LONG TO UPLOAD, MY INTERNET HATES ME.



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I love you all, I'm sending lots of hugs from the rarely sunny London. I spoke too soon, it's raining now.

Love, Phoebe xoxo

I BET YOU LOVE MY TASTE IN MUSIC. DON'T EVEN DENY IT.

SONG ONE
SONG TWO
SONG THREE

50 Facts About Me!

Hello, this is what bloggers block does to you, I have to try and do my own thing of Youtube videos and do them on here. Also, I wanted to help you get to know me, because this is like a personal thing, spilling my life onto a keyboard. I was inspired to do this by Bubzbeauty and SecretLifeOfABioNerd
So here it is, 50 facts about me.

1. My full name is Phoebe Lili Stone, and Lili is spelled like that after my great aunt, Lilian, but everyone called her Lil, or Lili
2. I'm not good at planning for the future, except my wedding, that I'm very good at.
3. I have a cat called Topaz, and I think she's lesbian because she always sits and presses on my boobs, v. uncomfortable
4. I really want a Cairn Terrier called Tony
5. I think I can cook pretty decent, mum and nan taught me and mums a catering teacher, I was bound to pick up something
6. I hate my thighs. Like, with a passion.
7. I'm terrified of going up climbing walls, or going up anything where I have to support my own weight, because I have no strength whatsoever, seriously I will fall off.
8. I prefer tea over coffee, but I won't refuse a starbucks
9. If I have coffee, I lose count of how many sweetners I put in it
10. Coke over Pepsi anyday, am I the only one who thinks Pepsi tastes different to Coke?
11. Originally, I'm German, thats why dads family have blonde hair blue eyes, except Uncle Trevor, but that's different
12. I cry. A lot.Over the most stupid things, like a post on Facebook etc, I know I have to have tissues with me when I go to the cinema, because I know I will cry
13. I would go back to Hong Kong, just go have this carrot and ginger smoothie drink form this shop whos name escapes me, but they called it a detoxifier
14. If I have my hair down, I have to straighten it, or I'll end up looking like Miss Hooley from Balamory
15. I hardly ever blow dry my hair, so I don't know where these split ends come from
16. 'I really don't know how to work a computer, only the basics
17. I really want to learn how to use photoshop
18. Bad CGI in films makes me phsyically cringe.
19. Dirty Dancing or Footloose or Ferris Buellers Day Off are my most favourite films EVER
20. I have a younger brother, who thank the Lord looks nothing like me
21. I don't understand how people can sleep with a light on. What even.
22. I hardly ever wear makeup, so people have school get the pleasure of seeing my naked face, spots and oiliness and oen pores and blackheads and all
23. I like having a messy room, I know where everything is, much to the dismay of my mum
24. Cake and food is my life. 'Nuff said.
25. Wow! Halfway through! I hate the smell of cigarette smoke.
26. I have the faintest dimples ever. What is even the point of having them if you can't see them
27. I love animals, literally LOVE
28. I zone out of conversations, so then when I do finally pay attention and listen I'm just standing there so confused.
29. Born and raised in London boyyy
30. I cannot wear shoes that show my toes, like shoes with a tiny peep toe, nuh uh, but sandals I'm cool with
31. My fingernails are non-existant
32. I wear contact lenses
33. I get scared when mum or my grandad is driving, I sit there praying
34. Instagram is my life ok
35. I don't really get/like tumblr??
36. I'm about 5ft 2" or 3"??
37. I make amazing pancakes
38. Mozzarella cheese is just......asdfghjkl;
39. Harry Styles is my husband, and I don't even care if so many ohther Harry girls have said that all over the world, I'm up for sharing, as long as I get to see him.
40. I really want to go to Malaysia with Sallie to see all her family
41. I had my first kiss when I was 8, and I'm pretty sure it would have counted as snogging, I ain't no slag though btw
42. I have a boyfriend (don't ask me how, I still giggle at the word vagina)
43. I've been to Church of England schools my whole life, I still don't believe in god, only when I have a german/maths/geography/psychology test and I pray, even then I say Hail Mary and thats Catholic, I confuse myself
44. My phone is a Blackberry, and I know its shit, I <3 it
45. My little Croydon nan is my inspiration
46. If I met Mary Berry I would die, idgaf she's amazing at baking
47. I really want to be an admin on a 1D fanpage on Instagram, I would make so many more friends (LOL I HAVE NO LIFE. I'M BEING SRS GUYZZ)
48. I could spend all day in bed if I could. And I have. Haha, suck on that
49. Year 7's piss me off so much omg
50. I sign my signature with only 1 'e', at the end, so on my signature, I'm Phobe Stone

This took longer than you'd think, honestly, it was actual effort.

Anyway, thanks for reading I hope you enjoyed.

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Love, Phoebe xxx

HAY! FAVOURITE SONGS!

SONG 1

SONG 2

SONG 3

Please tell me I'm not the only person who loves Pop Danthology? Does anyone else even know what it is? No? Okay then...

What's that? You want the link to Pop Danthology 2012? Of course! Just click on the link below Daniel Kim's face (he's the genius who made this) and you're on your way!

POP DANTHOLOGY 2012

COME ON YOU LIONS!

HEY, I'M SO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPLOADED, THE INTERNET AND THIS LAPTOP DON'T LIKE ME. AT ALL. I'M SORRY. :(
DOES THIS MAKE IT UP TO YOU?

WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED/My GCSE's

OH MY LORD JESUS GOD HAVE MERCY ON ME PLEASE
WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME
WHY
WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

Hi. Sorry, I'm very upset at this moment in time, as well as my iPod playing up, something else decided to break. Well I say decided it was really all my fault.
imighthavedroppedmyphoneinthebathanditdidntworkforthewholenightandthenitwasworkingbutthescreendidntandthenwheniwokeupthescreenwasokaybutsomeofthekeysonthekeyboarddidntworklikethevowelssonowicanttypeanythingexceptrhythm.

Yeah, that happened. But I don't want to dwell on the bad stuff, I still have the warrenty so I can take it back to Phones 4 U to replace it. I won't tell them I dropped it in the bath, what they don't know won't hurt them, after all.

But enough about that, I decided I want to talk about my GCSE's because there might be little Year 9's already choosing theirs and because I have writers block.

Anyway, here are all my GCSEs that I'm doing:
English
Maths
Core Science
Additional Science
German
ICT
RE
Geography
History
Psychology

Please don't pick Geography, it is one of the most boring subjects, ever. Seriously, on the field trip to the beach when we got back I literally saw my toes going from black to blue to white to pink in front of my eyes. I had about 4 pairs of socks on as well. I really wish I had done textiles instead of Geography now...
Psychology and History are so cool, I love them. I didn't have a choice with Additional Science, because I  was in second set in Year 9, I had to pick it. All the others were mandatory. Is that the word? I think so...

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Love, Phoebe xoxo

CAN'T FORGET THE SONGS NOW CAN I

SONG ONE

SONG TWO

SONG THREE

My sad faces are beautiful, they really are

HAY. HAY GUESS WHAT. I HAVE DIMPLES KIND OF. ONLY KIND OF. I'LL SHOW YOU ANOTHER DAY. ILY, ALL OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACES

Can I just add that in the OWOA video, the boys hug David Cameron and they're like dancing outside his house and when Americans post pictures of him and the boys, they call him "That man", and I just sit there laughing just like oh you really don't know do you, you don't know they're dancing in Downing Street and they're hugging the Prime Minister of Great Britain.

Saddest Day :'(

Hey guys, did you miss me? I missed me as well.

However, I am writing on a sad note. My iPod Touch stopped working, well the home button did anyway.

I'm not even joking, I woke up, saw that it wasn't working and cried. Just layed there and cried. The first thought that went through my head? How am I supposed to check Instagram and 9gag now? (9gag addicts like me holla)
And do you know the saddest part? I don't even have a warranty on it from Apple, because mum+dad were cheap and got it from Sainsburys (cheers, parents(y))
So now there is nothing to be done. I cant go on apps. I can't play games, nothing.

BUT I have a plan!
I've turned all the notifications on for EVERY app, so if I click on them, I can play! Downside to that is that if I play a game, I can't pull the notification bar down so I'm stuck playing a game. Fun. So I have a way to check Instagram and Twitter and Facebook again! YAYUS

Now you can start laughing at my misfortune, but not for long, its a day of mourning, I decreed it.

Oh, whats that? You want to follow me on Instagram and Twitter? Of course you can! I follow back you know..
Instagram- @xxphoeb
Twitter- @xphoeb
(Those of you with the keenest eyes will see that I've changed my Twitter and Instagram names, well done for noticing! Gold star for you!)

Love, Phoebe xoxo

Would you like to see my sad face? I know you do

I AM THE DEFINITION OF SEXY. LOOK IT UP IN A DICTIONARY AND THIS WILL BE THERE OK 

HAY, CAN'T FORGET MY FAVOURITE SONGS FOR THE MOMENT CAN I, I'M SLOWLY INVADING YOUR PLAYLISTS
SONG ONE

SONG TWO

SONG THREE

LOOK ITS A GOLD STAR JUST FOR YOU, WELL DONE

P.S I have a confession, I like Blondie's original than One Direction's (click on SONG THREE up there and you'll understand), them instrumentals are just........eargasms all around

Aims/Goals in Life

Hey there. Remember this stranger?No, me neither.
I thought I'd knock a quick blog out before I really have to start my overdue  ICT coursework. 

I personally have a lot of Aims/Goals in life, I'm not sure why, its not really planning, I think it counts as hoping for the best in the future?

Anyway, here they are:

- Try not to seriously injure anyone (friends, strangers or teachers)
One day, I think I'm going to end up hitting someone. Hard. Like I'm getting closer to hitting Mr Lloyd my ICT teacher because he's a massive prick. He's given me a half hour detention and threatened me with an hour. Joy.

- Say I have learnt something from school
This could be anything, like 'don't take a naked picture of yourself and send it to boys in your year' or 'tributaries make up a large river'. Anything, as long as I walk away from school knowing that I learnt something, I'm happy.

- Make my parents proud
This one speaks for its self. Maybe I could go to the moon, or make a psychology study.........

And finally, and the most important one,
-Don't fuck everything up
No silly mistakes, no stupid decisions etc.

Wow, that was hard. Really.

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While I'm here, does anyone know the effects of the Data Protection Act 1998 or how the Data Protection Act 1998 affects me, do they?

Bye!
Love, Phoebe xoxo

MAH FAVRIT SONGZZ 4 DA DAY:D

(which for now shall remain anonymous ;) )

SONG ONE

SONG TWO

SONG THREE

The Definition of Gross

I am SO sorry for not posting anything sooner, writers block and coursework suck :(

I'm sure you all must know what I am talking about by the title of this blog alone.
If you don't, then A. What rock are you hiding under and B. If you can read this but not know about 'that' video, then what the actual fuck.

For those who have been living under a rock,a teenage girl, Giovanna Plowman, has somehow rocketed to 'fame' for making a video and posting it on Facebook of her sucking/eating her own used bloody tampon. Yes, you read right. No, I am not joking. 
And the sad part is, I watched at least half of that video.

Speaking as a girl, I hate even knowing that 'that time of the month' is coming, but really? Putting it in your mouth? I think a few essential screws on your head must be loose. Or lost.

Now, Giovanna is tweeting celebrities asking them for advice because she's getting hate. I physically facepalmed when i saw her tweets. I was like 'Really, bitch, really? You don't know why you're getting hate? MAYBE BECAUSE YOU ATE YOUR TAMPON'

I was more heart broken that she called Ariana Grande 'well known', but Ariana tweeted the best comeback. Period.

How much of a desperate attention whore do you have to be to EAT YOUR TAMPON.I'm sure all of us have a bit of a attention whore in us, look at babies for example. But really thats just too far. AND one of her mates ate his shit. I'll talk about that later.

Giovanna, go eat an apple.Or even McDonalds. Anything will be better than your hours old bloody tampon thats been in your va-jay-jay.

Well, thats me done. I'm out
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Love, Phoebe xoxo

P.S The memes of her make me LOL,so here are some-

People Anger Me

Well, hello again people :)

It hasn't been that long since I did my last blog but I'm feeling creative.

Anyway, I am a angry person, and I do admit I get angry very, very easily.

For example, all the time today there was just bad traffic. They've closed half the roads to my nearest shopping centre, planning on closing the rest next week, massive accident on the A2 leading to Bluewater so I couldn't go Bluewater the quick way, I had to go round the M25 with dad. 

Then my the time we were almost getting home, have you guessed yet? More traffic by Bexley so I had to go to Lewisham to get home. We were supposed to be gone for 2 hours, max. We got home 4 hours later.

And all that time, it was just me and dad getting angrier and angrier at the heavily worsenning traffic. I know where I get my anger from, dad is an angry person, but most of the males in dads family are angry.

I get very angry at the smallest things, especially people.

There is one girl who hangs around with all my friends. Nobody is particularly fond of her except for one person, but noone has the heart to tell her to go away.

Anyway, this girl thinks she has touching rights on EV-ER-Y-ONE. Honestly. She will just touch you FOR NO RERASON. Like, just stroke your hand or arm, or randomly give you a one-sided hug (where a person hugs you but you don't want to hug them so you stand there awkwardly with your arms superglued to your sides). Its just ridiculous.

Also, she thinks she is the It Girl of everyone in our group of friends. Like, she thinks she's BFF's with everyone, and everyone loves her.

Its just, people like this anger me, I mean, are they completely oblivious or do they just choose to ignore the truth?

Anyway, did that count as a rant? If it did, rant over.

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Love, Phoebe xoxo

LOOK AT THIS! IMMA GIVE YOU A BIT OF MY FIRST FANFIC TO READ!

I was in the hospital room, alone. My loose sweatshirt was hitched up above my slightly swelled belly. Usually I loved the smell of hospitals and antiseptic, but today it stuck in my nose and throat, making me feel sick. I checked my phone. On new text from Louis- Hey babe! Meet up at Starbucks after everything? I wanna see the picture! xoxo

I smiled. Louis was the only one who knew about the baby. He hadn't even told Eleanor.

"Miss Stone?" A young doctor was at the door, holding a clipboard. I panicked for a minute. I wasn't ready to be a mum, how was i I going to afford clothes, nappies, food, childcare when I went to Uni and to all my jobs? I had barely enough time to see my friends now, bringing a baby wouldn't go down well. Was it too late to have an abortion?

No, I reminded myself, think about everything that'll happen before you make a choice.

Now or never, Phoebe.

"Yes, I smiled weakly.