Wednesday, 15 May 2013

Social Awkwardness/Weirdness is Killing My Social Life

Polos> anything else
I felt the need to post that. Polos are my new life.
Anyway, in case you haven't already noticed, I don't have a social life. Like, at all.
All what I do is go to peoples houses, and that's it.

From my experiences of not going out, I have come to this conclusion, its my being weird/awkward.

I think I'm just too.........weird. That's it. I stay at home on my phone and iPod and the computer and eating and that's it. I can't talk about normal stuff because me being the horrible person that I am, end up bitching about some poor soul (I'm sorry, I don't mean to, I blame part of it on my genetics, my mum is the biggest bitch on earth. Trust me, she bitches about me to my face.)
And that's only when I decide to talk. Usually I just don't. I can listen. I like listening, you learn stuff (WHICH SOME PEOPLE IN LESSONS DON'T UNDERSTAND) and me being me, I will end up doing something so incredibly stupid or weird, I can never go out again.
I have come to the conclusion that my Sims on my Sims Freeplay game have more of a life than I do, and they're not even real (Juliet Styles is level 4 in Ballet now, thank you for asking)
I understand this is short, don't hate m8, I don't see you bustin' ya balls for someting for you to read. Exactly.

Moral of the blog, don't be weird or you will never have a social life ever again.

I'M SORRY THIS TOOK LONG TO UPLOAD, MY INTERNET HATES ME.



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I love you all, I'm sending lots of hugs from the rarely sunny London. I spoke too soon, it's raining now.

Love, Phoebe xoxo


I BET YOU LOVE MY TASTE IN MUSIC. DON'T EVEN DENY IT.

Saturday, 13 April 2013

50 Facts About Me!

Hello, this is what bloggers block does to you, I have to try and do my own thing of Youtube videos and do them on here. Also, I wanted to help you get to know me, because this is like a personal thing, spilling my life onto a keyboard. I was inspired to do this by Bubzbeauty and SecretLifeOfABioNerd
So here it is, 50 facts about me.

  1. My full name is Phoebe Lili Stone, and Lili is spelled like that after my great aunt, Lilian, but everyone called her Lil, or Lili
  2. I'm not good at planning for the future, except my wedding, that I'm very good at.
  3. I have a cat called Topaz, and I think she's lesbian because she always sits and presses on my boobs, v. uncomfortable
  4. I really want a Cairn Terrier called Tony
  5. I think I can cook pretty decent, mum and nan taught me and mums a catering teacher, I was bound to pick up something
  6. I hate my thighs. Like, with a passion.
  7. I'm terrified of going up climbing walls, or going up anything where I have to support my own weight, because I have no strength whatsoever, seriously I will fall off.
  8. I prefer tea over coffee, but I won't refuse a starbucks
  9. If I have coffee, I lose count of how many sweetners I put in it
  10. Coke over Pepsi anyday, am I the only one who thinks Pepsi tastes different to Coke?
  11. Originally, I'm German, thats why dads family have blonde hair blue eyes, except Uncle Trevor, but that's different
  12. I cry. A lot.Over the most stupid things, like a post on Facebook etc, I know I have to have tissues with me when I go to the cinema, because I know I will cry
  13. I would go back to Hong Kong, just go have this carrot and ginger smoothie drink form this shop whos name escapes me, but they called it a detoxifier
  14. If I have my hair down, I have to straighten it, or I'll end up looking like Miss Hooley from Balamory
  15. I hardly ever blow dry my hair, so I don't know where these split ends come from
  16. 'I really don't know how to work a computer, only the basics
  17. I really want to learn how to use photoshop
  18. Bad CGI in films makes me phsyically cringe.
  19. Dirty Dancing or Footloose or Ferris Buellers Day Off are my most favourite films EVER
  20. I have a younger brother, who thank the Lord looks nothing like me
  21. I don't understand how people can sleep with a light on. What even.
  22. I hardly ever wear makeup, so people have school get the pleasure of seeing my naked face, spots and oiliness and oen pores and blackheads and all
  23. I like having a messy room, I know where everything is, much to the dismay of my mum
  24. Cake and food is my life. 'Nuff said.
  25. Wow! Halfway through! I hate the smell of cigarette smoke.
  26. I have the faintest dimples ever. What is even the point of having them if you can't see them
  27. I love animals, literally LOVE
  28. I zone out of conversations, so then when I do finally pay attention and listen I'm just standing there so confused.
  29. Born and raised in London boyyy
  30. I cannot wear shoes that show my toes, like shoes with a tiny peep toe, nuh uh, but sandals I'm cool with
  31. My fingernails are non-existant
  32. I wear contact lenses
  33. I get scared when mum or my grandad is driving, I sit there praying
  34. Instagram is my life ok
  35. I don't really get/like tumblr??
  36. I'm about 5ft 2" or 3"??
  37. I make amazing pancakes
  38. Mozzarella cheese is just......asdfghjkl;
  39. Harry Styles is my husband, and I don't even care if so many ohther Harry girls have said that all over the world, I'm up for sharing, as long as I get to see him.
  40. I really want to go to Malaysia with Sallie to see all her family
  41. I had my first kiss when I was 8, and I'm pretty sure it would have counted as snogging, I ain't no slag though btw
  42. I have a boyfriend (don't ask me how, I still giggle at the word vagina)
  43. I've been to Church of England schools my whole life, I still don't believe in god, only when I have a german/maths/geography/psychology test and I pray, even then I say Hail Mary and thats Catholic, I confuse myself
  44. My phone is a Blackberry, and I know its shit, I <3 it
  45. My little Croydon nan is my inspiration
  46. If I met Mary Berry I would die, idgaf she's amazing at baking
  47. I really want to be an admin on a 1D fanpage on Instagram, I would make so many more friends (LOL I HAVE NO LIFE. I'M BEING SRS GUYZZ)
  48. I could spend all day in bed if I could. And I have. Haha, suck on that
  49. Year 7's piss me off so much omg
  50. I sign my signature with only 1 'e', at the end, so on my signature, I'm Phobe Stone
This took longer than you'd think, honestly, it was actual effort.
Anyway, thanks for reading I hope you enjoyed.
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Love, Phoebe xxx

HAY! FAVOURITE SONGS!



Please tell me I'm not the only person who loves Pop Danthology? Does anyone else even know what it is? No? Okay then...
What's that? You want the link to Pop Danthology 2012? Of course! Just click on the link below Daniel Kim's face (he's the genius who made this) and you're on your way!


COME ON YOU LIONS!

HEY, I'M SO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPLOADED, THE INTERNET AND THIS LAPTOP DON'T LIKE ME. AT ALL. I'M SORRY. :(
DOES THIS MAKE IT UP TO YOU?

Friday, 22 March 2013

WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED/My GCSE's

OH MY LORD JESUS GOD HAVE MERCY ON ME PLEASE
WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME
WHY
WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

Hi. Sorry, I'm very upset at this moment in time, as well as my iPod playing up, something else decided to break. Well I say decided it was really all my fault.
imighthavedroppedmyphoneinthebathanditdidntworkforthewholenightandthenitwasworkingbutthescreendidntandthenwheniwokeupthescreenwasokaybutsomeofthekeysonthekeyboarddidntworklikethevowelssonowicanttypeanythingexceptrhythm.

Yeah, that happened. But I don't want to dwell on the bad stuff, I still have the warrenty so I can take it back to Phones 4 U to replace it. I won't tell them I dropped it in the bath, what they don't know won't hurt them, after all.

But enough about that, I decided I want to talk about my GCSE's because there might be little Year 9's already choosing theirs and because I have writers block.

Anyway, here are all my GCSEs that I'm doing:
English
Maths
Core Science
Additional Science
German
ICT
RE
Geography
History
Psychology

Please don't pick Geography, it is one of the most boring subjects, ever. Seriously, on the field trip to the beach when we got back I literally saw my toes going from black to blue to white to pink in front of my eyes. I had about 4 pairs of socks on as well. I really wish I had done textiles instead of Geography now...
Psychology and History are so cool, I love them. I didn't have a choice with Additional Science, because I  was in second set in Year 9, I had to pick it. All the others were mandatory. Is that the word? I think so...

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Love, Phoebe xoxo



CAN'T FORGET THE SONGS NOW CAN I

My sad faces are beautiful, they really are

HAY. HAY GUESS WHAT. I HAVE DIMPLES KIND OF. ONLY KIND OF. I'LL SHOW YOU ANOTHER DAY. ILY, ALL OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACES

Can I just add that in the OWOA video, the boys hug David Cameron and they're like dancing outside his house and when Americans post pictures of him and the boys, they call him "That man", and I just sit there laughing just like oh you really don't know do you, you don't know they're dancing in Downing Street and they're hugging the Prime Minister of Great Britain.




Saturday, 16 March 2013

Saddest Day :'(

Hey guys, did you miss me? I missed me as well.

However, I am writing on a sad note. My iPod Touch stopped working, well the home button did anyway.

I'm not even joking, I woke up, saw that it wasn't working and cried. Just layed there and cried. The first thought that went through my head? How am I supposed to check Instagram and 9gag now? (9gag addicts like me holla)
And do you know the saddest part? I don't even have a warranty on it from Apple, because mum+dad were cheap and got it from Sainsburys (cheers, parents(y))
So now there is nothing to be done. I cant go on apps. I can't play games, nothing.

BUT I have a plan!
I've turned all the notifications on for EVERY app, so if I click on them, I can play! Downside to that is that if I play a game, I can't pull the notification bar down so I'm stuck playing a game. Fun. So I have a way to check Instagram and Twitter and Facebook again! YAYUS

Now you can start laughing at my misfortune, but not for long, its a day of mourning, I decreed it.

Oh, whats that? You want to follow me on Instagram and Twitter? Of course you can! I follow back you know..
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(Those of you with the keenest eyes will see that I've changed my Twitter and Instagram names, well done for noticing! Gold star for you!)

Love, Phoebe xoxo

Would you like to see my sad face? I know you do
I AM THE DEFINITION OF SEXY. LOOK IT UP IN A DICTIONARY AND THIS WILL BE THERE OK 
HAY, CAN'T FORGET MY FAVOURITE SONGS FOR THE MOMENT CAN I, I'M SLOWLY INVADING YOUR PLAYLISTS
SONG ONE
SONG THREE
LOOK ITS A GOLD STAR JUST FOR YOU, WELL DONE















P.S I have a confession, I like Blondie's original than One Direction's (click on SONG THREE up there and you'll understand), them instrumentals are just........eargasms all around

Monday, 25 February 2013

Aims/Goals in Life

Hey there. Remember this stranger?No, me neither.
I thought I'd knock a quick blog out before I really have to start my overdue  ICT coursework. 

I personally have a lot of Aims/Goals in life, I'm not sure why, its not really planning, I think it counts as hoping for the best in the future?

Anyway, here they are:

- Try not to seriously injure anyone (friends, strangers or teachers)
One day, I think I'm going to end up hitting someone. Hard. Like I'm getting closer to hitting Mr Lloyd my ICT teacher because he's a massive prick. He's given me a half hour detention and threatened me with an hour. Joy.

- Say I have learnt something from school
This could be anything, like 'don't take a naked picture of yourself and send it to boys in your year' or 'tributaries make up a large river'. Anything, as long as I walk away from school knowing that I learnt something, I'm happy.

- Make my parents proud
This one speaks for its self. Maybe I could go to the moon, or make a psychology study.........

And finally, and the most important one,
-Don't fuck everything up
No silly mistakes, no stupid decisions etc.

Wow, that was hard. Really.

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While I'm here, does anyone know the effects of the Data Protection Act 1998 or how the Data Protection Act 1998 affects me, do they?

Bye!
Love, Phoebe xoxo





MAH FAVRIT SONGZZ 4 DA DAY:D
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Wednesday, 30 January 2013

The Definition of Gross

I am SO sorry for not posting anything sooner, writers block and coursework suck :(

I'm sure you all must know what I am talking about by the title of this blog alone.
If you don't, then A. What rock are you hiding under and B. If you can read this but not know about 'that' video, then what the actual fuck.

For those who have been living under a rock,a teenage girl, Giovanna Plowman, has somehow rocketed to 'fame' for making a video and posting it on Facebook of her sucking/eating her own used bloody tampon. Yes, you read right. No, I am not joking. 
And the sad part is, I watched at least half of that video.

Speaking as a girl, I hate even knowing that 'that time of the month' is coming, but really? Putting it in your mouth? I think a few essential screws on your head must be loose. Or lost.

Now, Giovanna is tweeting celebrities asking them for advice because she's getting hate. I physically facepalmed when i saw her tweets. I was like 'Really, bitch, really? You don't know why you're getting hate? MAYBE BECAUSE YOU ATE YOUR TAMPON'

I was more heart broken that she called Ariana Grande 'well known', but Ariana tweeted the best comeback. Period.



How much of a desperate attention whore do you have to be to EAT YOUR TAMPON.I'm sure all of us have a bit of a attention whore in us, look at babies for example. But really thats just too far. AND one of her mates ate his shit. I'll talk about that later.

Giovanna, go eat an apple.Or even McDonalds. Anything will be better than your hours old bloody tampon thats been in your va-jay-jay.

Well, thats me done. I'm out
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P.S The memes of her make me LOL,so here are some-









Saturday, 12 January 2013

People Anger Me

Well, hello again people :)
It hasn't been that long since I did my last blog but I'm feeling creative.

Anyway, I am a angry person, and I do admit I get angry very, very easily.
For example, all the time today there was just bad traffic. They've closed half the roads to my nearest shopping centre, planning on closing the rest next week, massive accident on the A2 leading to Bluewater so I couldn't go Bluewater the quick way, I had to go round the M25 with dad. 
Then my the time we were almost getting home, have you guessed yet? More traffic by Bexley so I had to go to Lewisham to get home. We were supposed to be gone for 2 hours, max. We got home 4 hours later.

And all that time, it was just me and dad getting angrier and angrier at the heavily worsenning traffic. I know where I get my anger from, dad is an angry person, but most of the males in dads family are angry.

I get very angry at the smallest things, especially people.
There is one girl who hangs around with all my friends. Nobody is particularly fond of her except for one person, but noone has the heart to tell her to go away.
Anyway, this girl thinks she has touching rights on EV-ER-Y-ONE. Honestly. She will just touch you FOR NO RERASON. Like, just stroke your hand or arm, or randomly give you a one-sided hug (where a person hugs you but you don't want to hug them so you stand there awkwardly with your arms superglued to your sides). Its just ridiculous.
Also, she thinks she is the It Girl of everyone in our group of friends. Like, she thinks she's BFF's with everyone, and everyone loves her.

Its just, people like this anger me, I mean, are they completely oblivious or do they just choose to ignore the truth?

Anyway, did that count as a rant? If it did, rant over.

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Love, Phoebe xoxo

LOOK AT THIS! IMMA GIVE YOU A BIT OF MY FIRST FANFIC TO READ!

I was in the hospital room, alone. My loose sweatshirt was hitched up above my slightly swelled belly. Usually I loved the smell of hospitals and antiseptic, but today it stuck in my nose and throat, making me feel sick. I checked my phone. On new text from Louis- Hey babe! Meet up at Starbucks after everything? I wanna see the picture! xoxo
I smiled. Louis was the only one who knew about the baby. He hadn't even told Eleanor.
"Miss Stone?" A young doctor was at the door, holding a clipboard. I panicked for a minute. I wasn't ready to be a mum, how was i I going to afford clothes, nappies, food, childcare when I went to Uni and to all my jobs? I had barely enough time to see my friends now, bringing a baby wouldn't go down well. Was it too late to have an abortion?
No, I reminded myself, think about everything that'll happen before you make a choice.
Now or never, Phoebe.
"Yes, I smiled weakly.  

Friday, 11 January 2013

New Years Resolutions

Well, happy new year everyone!

So, new years resolutions? Does anyone even do them anymore? No? Okay then...

My new years resolutions? Well, there's a lot of them-

1. Actually start paying attention in lessons at school. I've got my GCSE's next year, and I'm doing loads of mocks now, and I still don't pay attention.

2. Try and lose weight (such a cliche but idc). Please. I'm size 12 and all my bikinis are size 8. I'm going Italy in May. Do you see my predicament yet???

3. Try and work on my anger. Now,I just tend to hit things. Or people. I know, not the best but...

4. Don't fuck up my coursework. Seriously, its part of my GCSE's. I fuck it up I get a bad grade. Bad grade on my GCSE's means bad job, which means (to me) I can't afford a house, my dream wedding, holidays, Louboutins, my kids, nice stuff, etc)

5. Try and find a job asap. I'm not even joking, I get £5 a week (roughly) from him and thats it. I have no other source of income.

6. BECOME EVEN MORE DEDICATED TO 1D THAN BEFORE.
I think that one just explained its self.

7. Try and work on my fanfic and post it on Wattpad. I might post a teenie-tinie bit on here one day, and if i get a good response, I'll post it on there.

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Love, Phoebe :)

GUESS WHO TOOK THEIR BROTHERS NEW TABLET TO WATCH THE BOYS *que the paedo smile ...NOW*

Thursday, 27 December 2012

Show Offs- Just Piss Off.

Hello again, today I'm gonna talk about people who show off about what they've got, especially at Christmas.

Christmas, I think, is bigger than your birthday, well for me anyway. I always get way more at Christmas than my birthday (26th June, take a note). I'm not gonna tell you what I got, cos then that'll just be me being a hypocrite.

Anyway, I got a text on Christmas morning from a girl who calls herself a directioner, I was happy to talk to her but then it went downhill-
Her: OMG i got a ipad!
me: wow! lucky....
her: and i got 1d tickets! YAY
me:really? thats great!

Can you sense my growing discomfort yet?
I'm not saying I'm disappointed in my gifts, complete opposite, I'm over the moon about them, but if you text someone on Christmas day, bragging about your gifts, it'll put you down as a bit of a twat in my books.

Just because you brag about what you got, it will not make you look cooler, or better, or help you make more friends than everyone else, people will just think "why are they bragging and showing off about what they got? Twat"

Lesson for life there, don't brag or show off about what you've got, people will not like you.

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Love, Phoebe xoxo


Sunday, 23 December 2012

Favourite Places

Okay, so the inspiration for this blog came to me when I was thinking that about this time 3 or 4 years ago I was in Hong Kong! 
Hong Kong when I went was AMAZING, I was staying in my uncle's MASSIVE apartment with my family, I think it was near the tube station Central? Or not, I can't remember, I remember it was by a tram thing, and I know it was near the Excelsior Hotel? (I remember that because my nan&grandad were staying there) Please comment if you know where I'm talking about and put me out of my misery.

Anyway, my favourite place in all of Hong Kong wasn't in any way outside, no.
It was right by the window of my uncle's front room, looking outside of the ceiling to floor windows on the 32nd floor looking at some MASSIVE jungle/rainforest thing. This is my favourite place because it was so different from the urban sprawl of London back home, and I knew I had never seen anything like it, it was like I was looking into a different world.
Of course I had to be pulled back to reality when I could see grubby little flats out the corner of my eye.

Favourite place number 2- Greenwich Park in London (hosted the equestrian in the London Olympics&Paralympics 2012)
I don't love it because of th part it played in our Olympics, no. I literally grew up there. Almost every weekend since I was little, either mum or dad would take me and my brother up there. I learnt how to ride a bike, a scooter, and my longboard up there. I love how you can walk down the hill and go to the Maritime Museum, thr playpark, Greenwich Market or the Cutty Sark, or go in the tunnel to the Isle Of Dogs.
And the views, are #amazeballs. Right next to the observatory, theres a statue and you can see, literally the whole of London form there- the Shard, O2 Dome, Canary Wharf, etc...

As I couldn't find any pictures of Hong Kong for you, a few from Greenwich Park instead-



 
Have I convinced you to come and visit London yet? ;)

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Thanks for reading this. It means a lot, honest.
Love, Phoebe xoxo
P.S HEY! Did you know that you can translate any of my blogs into another language now? I can sound stupid in any language now! ;) xoxo

Friday, 21 December 2012

Its Beginning to Feel a Lot Like Christmas...

Okay, so now I can say I am in a Christmas-y mood, the RE teachers are banging out what the TRUE meaning of Christmas is (something about Mary, IDK), decorations everywhere, Christmas cards (my grand total is 5!), and friends asking what you want (please don't ask me what I want. Then I'll be expecting it and then it won't be fun, okay?)

So, anyway, two friends of mine on YouTube posted a video with questions about what they like about Christmas, so I'm going to do a Blog form of that :)

1. When did you start getting excited about Christmas?
When I had to destroy part of Harry's hair on my 1D Advent Calender (I cried) but I get SO excited on the last day of term.

2. Do you still have Advent Calenders? 
Who doesn't? How else would I remember all the dates of December if I didn't get to look at One Direction and The Gruffalo everyday?? Do they have Advent Calenders in America? Do they even have Advent?? ITS CHOCOLATE EVERYDAY I THOUGHT AMERICA WOULD LIKE THAT. no offence america, in return, please don't call people from England British. It really gets on their tits, they're English, not British, unless they are all Scottish, English, Welsh and Northern Irish. Get it??




3. What are your favourite christmas films?
Elf and The Grinch. I cannot tolerate The Snowman on the grounds that A) I hate Aled Jones and B) Unless it is Disney, I do not watch cartoons.



4. Do you have any funny Christmas memories?
My aunt Sallie got so excited about there being pork crackling as part of the Christmas dinner one year I swear she almost fainted.

5. Talk us through your typical Christmas day
Wake up normal weekend time (i.e. later than 9 in the morning), wait for dad to come,breakfast, presents, watch all the christmas things on TV, play with the stuff we have, get ready for dinner then watch the stuff on the TV ans then bed. The End. And all the time we are eating a constant stream of mince pies etc...

6. What do you have for Christmas dinner?
Isn't it obvious? Christmas dinner, duh. Turkey (and i have duck as well), potatoes, carrots, everyone else in my family has pigs in blankets but i dont like sausage sooo, broccolli, cauliflower and other stuff that i can't remember and i refuse to eat brussell sprouts on the ground that THEY ARE DISGUSTING



7. Do you have any Christmas traditions?
At some point during the day, I have to go over my nan and grandads to get my presents, but they only love across the road from me so thats alright I guess. Oh yeah! Me and my brother always get new pajamas, and CHRISTMAS CRACKERS! (Note. All Americans, I will link a website that explains English Christmas traditions at the end)



8. Which are your favourite Christmas songs?
I only have one, and that is The Pogues Feta.Kirsty MacColl Fairytale of New York, because the main man sounds so grumpy when he's singing about Christmas and he reminds me of my dad, and I think Kirsty MacColl is very pretty. Also, it isn't like all the other Christmas songs



9. Best Christmas present you have ever received?
Me and my brother both got DS's and a Wii when we were in Hong Kong

10. Real or fake Christmas tree?
Real all the way, it makes it smell proper Christmas-y then. I've never had a fake one.



11. Whats your favourite Christmas colour?
Purple. Many of you may not know, that is a traditional Christmas church colour (Yeah, I've got predicted A in RE for my GCSEs, jealous much?)

12. Stay in your pj's or dress up for Christmas?
Pj's for the presents, then dress up a bit for dinner, methinks

13. If you could only buy one person a present this year, who would it be?
My grandad, probably, I don't feel like I've appreciated him that much and as he's getting older, I want to do something now while I still can.

14. Do you open your presents Christmas Eve or Christmas morning?
I only open 1- me and my brother always get a new set of pajamas to wear to bed, so we have new ones for the morning,and anyway, who would open them on Christmas Eve? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

15. Have you built a gingerbread house?
No, I have neither the time nor patience.

16. Any Christmas wishes?
My mum and dad to be fine and happy with each other.

17. Favourite Christmas smell?
Ummm, mymum has a oil burner and she's got one called Snowflake that smells AMAZING. Its either that or a real Christmas tree smell- Pine-y. Cloves are up there as well

18. Favourite Christmas treat?
Just an endless stream of Mince Pies



19. Favourite thing to do around Chridsmas time?
Iceskating, deffo, me and my friend emily (she has a blog too! fluffylovesdoughnuts, go check her out:D)

20. Favourite thing to do in Winter?
Just make loads and loads of mince pies, even though its only me and mum that eat them, come January, we both resemble bowling balls,we're so fat from mince pies


21. Favourite thing about Christmas day? 
ALL THE AMAZING FOOD YOU CAN ONLY EAT ONCE A YEAR

22. Dream Christmas present?
Harry Styles. Or Niall. Or loads of shoes. Mmmm, Harry Styles................





23. Dream Christmas day?
No clue, I'm not a very imaginative person, I'm happy with what happens now.

24. Favourite fragrance?
Dot by Marc Jacobs, IT IS HEAVEN IN A BOTTLE



25. Favourite eyeshadow/pallette?
I'm not really an eyeshadow person, so none.

26. Favourite clothing item?
Onsie all the way babyy!!

27. Favourite way to wear your hair?
Down, cos its up most of the time

28. Would you rather have lots of presents or all your family around?
Lots of presents, thats sound so selfish but there's a family war going on right now, totes awks. if they all came round

29. Go out or stay in?
Stay in, although me and dad and maxi might go Greenwich park on all our boards

30. Only get presents or only buy presents?
whats the point in that then?

31. Have lots of cheap presents or fewer more expensive ones?
Hye, I like cheap ones

Anyway, this blog was a working progress of over 3 weeks, thats why it took so long and its late

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Thanks for reading!

Merry Christmas! :)


Love, Phoebe xoxo

P.S An english Christmas explained for all you 'Mericans out there
An English Christmas explained.....